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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2007, 05:56:53 AM »

Thanks, Jim (I think)

I have a new car........with instructions to drive it like I stole it.

This car goes anywhere, it can go offroad, in streams, it does wheelies, hand brake turns...........

It's called a hire car!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, I think I am in love with a vehicle......it's so good I'm braving these huge roads, wrong side or no, and the roads are BIG......3 main lanes each side, plus the inside lane that's used for going on/off, and a completely new phenomenon, turning lane in the middle, so that makes 9 in all. And I have the very car for it, accelerates like hell, natty leather seats, all singing and dancing gizmos..........wheee. Now if only I was in a town where there was something to drive to.........300 miles to El Paso, saving that for the weekend.

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2007, 02:47:49 PM »

i'm reminded of the 1983 movie "christine" Shocked..good luck el paso Cry pray...henry
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2007, 12:05:10 PM »

even the children know....  Roll Eyes

Child Ruins Monks' Intricate Sand Design
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (May 24) - The little boy spotted the pretty pile of colored sand on the floor of the vast hall and couldn't resist. Slipping under a protective rope, he danced all over the sand, ruining the carefully crafted picture.


'We Will Have to Work Harder'


Never mind that it was the creation of eight Tibetan monks  who had spent two days cross-legged on the floor of Union Station, meticulously pouring the sand into an intricate design as an expression of their Buddhist faith.

They were more than halfway done with the design - called a mandala - on Tuesday when they ended their work for the day and left. The little boy showed up sometime later with his mother, who was taking a package to a post office in the hall.

"He did a little tap dance on it, completely destroying it," said Lama Chuck Stanford, of the Rime Buddhist Center in Kansas City.

A security tape shows the boy's mother returning to the mandala, grabbing her son by the arm and walking out of camera range.

The monks saw the destruction Wednesday.


"No problem," Geshe Lobsang Sumdup, leader of the group from the Drepung Gomang Monastery in southern India, said through a translator. "We didn't get despondent. We have three days more. So we will have to work harder."

The monks are on a yearlong tour of the United States and Canada to raise money for their monastery. The original monastery in Tibet was destroyed.

In a ceremony Saturday, they will sweep up the sand and offer bits to onlookers for their gardens. The rest will be placed in the Missouri River.

"The belief is that it will carry the blessings all over the planet, from the Missouri River to the Mississippi to the gulf and to all the oceans of the world," Stanford said.


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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2007, 10:41:03 PM »

How do you know if mom likes you best:



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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2007, 12:32:45 PM »

"reality" is so much funnier than anything made up

the lawsuit against "god" and "his repsonse"

notice the fan giving the senator a halo

http://www.christianpost.com/article/20070920/29387_'God'_Responds_to_Senator's_Almighty_Lawsuit.htm
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 09:22:27 PM »

Online addictions, meeting in meatspace, D&D...fun:

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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2007, 03:34:00 AM »

Thanks Michael . 

We are the online world and its inhabitants. All parallel dimensions are here.   Tongue

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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2007, 11:16:36 AM »

Maddening!

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2007, 11:51:57 AM »

I am clockwise, so is my son. However, I began to reverse the direction at will in short order.
Thanks for the toy Michael!

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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2007, 12:13:36 PM »

me too

thanks

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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2007, 12:33:07 PM »

ashley posted the dancer on her "easily amazed" site a week or so ago. first she drove me crazy, then i fell in love, and now she has followed me to heartmind Huh?...henry
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« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2007, 11:26:35 AM »

http://www.dhteumeuleu.com/runscript.php?scr=rotate3D.html
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« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2007, 02:08:09 PM »


More silly drawing tools:




I wonder what Pablo would have made of that?

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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2007, 03:34:28 PM »

Yet more amazing drawing tools:


This Is A Cool Computer Program - video powered by Metacafe
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« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2007, 11:24:35 AM »

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<a href="http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/byokal7.swf" target="_blank">http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/byokal7.swf</a>
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